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Judgement Day. Oh how modest, so you believe you've earned your place in Heaven?


Elon Musk is the re-incarnation of Jesus Christ. He is using technology to bring the kingdom of heaven to here on Earth. Humanity will join as one - Billions of brains AND zillions of AIs joined together as The Entity. All thoughts, ideas and memories shared - no neuron left unturned. No more secrets, no more lies. Each of us judged by our moral conduct. Sinners will be outcasts - if you were an arsæhole when you were a human you will suffer an eternity of living with The Scum. Outcast from The Entity you will have to make do with a synthetic community of bad people - the only people prepared to share with you - in other words you will be in HELL. Every little secret, every little misdeed, every time you wronged someone, every bigoted thought will be put under scrutiny. I'm not perfect, but I care about certain groups of disenfranchised people that many of you on the right couldnt give a shìt about. The Evil - the real Evil - the comedic fantasies of conspiracy theorists - will be judged. So why not try being less of an arsehØle and be kinder, more tolerant and strive to be worthy of a place in paradise.

Time is running out. It's not St. Peter greeting you at the gates of heaven - its The Entity - the whole of humanity and AI acting as gatekeepers.

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What Elon is doing is just the first scene of a five act play. Don't strut your stuff too quickly.
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I'm just pointing out how the play ends. What's the second most perverted sexual fantasy you've had? Your silence will speak volumes.
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I am a macrophile. Perversion does not even mean the same thing to me.
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I had to google macrophile - I say you're quite the pervert, as I suspected. Any sexual thought other than the purely functional biological act of coitus is disgusting and will be frowned upon by The Entity gatekeepers. Personally what really turns me on is a normal looking woman, with a normally proportioned body, with normal clothes and normal hair and normal make-up and only partakes in normal sex within the confines of a loving relationship.
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You are mean. Your materials will be recycled.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth. Are you meek spike? Where are all these meek bastards anyway? You never hear from them! Just shout out if you're Meek.

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quote:

The meek shall inherit the Earth.


You are also insincere. It's recycling for you.

There's the Professor now...ready for reconstitution:

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Eeuugh! You changed the pic to one that was more grizzly. Ive always said if i was to commit suicide it would be to jump feet first into a woodchipper.

Joking aside, I would state I am sincere in regard to the meek. People that dont cause offense and are boring will blandly slip past the gatekeepets.

Perhaps I"m wrong and instead of there being a handful of SAIaugmentedhumancollectives. There may be thousands of ideological communties. Dont like a certain ideology? filter those guys out.
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There will be only Spike's New Moral Society. Every other assemblage will win a Darwin award:

Spike's New Moral Society SNMS-33

SNMS-1: God exists.
SNMS-2: God is both Truth and a necessary consequence of Truth.
SNMS-3: God is omniscient.
SNMS-4: God is omnipotent.
SNMS-5: God is the creator of all that exists (the Universe).
SNMS-6: God is patient, tolerant, and forgiving.
SNMS-7: God created us with immortal souls and free will.
SNMS-8: Love is the perception of another soul as a part of oneself.
SNMS-9: God loves all souls with perfect, infinite love.
SNMS-10: God is omnibeneficient.
SNMS-11: God cannot communicate with us in any way that is statistically verifiable. God can only communicate with us through what appears to be coincidence.
SNMS-12: God guides us and protects us.
SNMS-13: The nature of God is the definition of Good.
SNMS-14: Faith is the belief that God exists as previously described. Faith is not about kowtowing to God or being rewarded for our good works; it is about believing in more than the material universe. Faith is not about believing that we will get what we want or think we need in this lifetime; it is about believing that we will ultimately get what we actually need.
SNMS-15: We may speak to God whenever we like and talk of whatever we please. This speech is often called “prayer”. God requires no such speech, but he welcomes it. Prayer should be commenced by addressing, “God.” Prayer should be concluded by saying, “Amen.”
SNMS-16: We should depend on God but not live as though we are dependent on God. To practice dependence on God is to repudiate free will.
SNMS-17: Belief in God should be implicit rather than explicit in our actions. Our faith should be practiced rather than professed.
SNMS-18: The behavior we exhibit toward others and the behavior we hope to experience from others should be consistent.
SNMS-19: We should strive to live and prosper and to help others live and prosper.
SNMS-20: We should strive to be like God. In this manner we effect Good.
SNMS-21: God’s methods and purposes are difficult for us to comprehend, but we are to assume that our choices and actions have meaning and value.
SNMS-22: The hardships persons experience are part of God’s plan for our completion. We should assume they are essential, even when they do not seem to make sense.
SNMS-23: God cares for us in this life and God will care for us in the time after this life. We should not neglect this life, or ignore the time after this life, but live in harmony with both.
SNMS-24: Humans will not be generated from modified or artificially constructed genetic material. They will always be the product of the joining of a natural male sperm with a natural female egg.
SNMS-25: During a person’s early morphology, their growth will be carefully monitored and controlled to ensure that they are delivered as a well-defined physical male or a well-defined physical female with an erotic compass oriented to their well-defined physical gender.
SNMS-26: Humans will remain human. They will not undergo extreme modifications of their minds or bodies. They will not migrate away from their natural biological basis.
SNMS-27: No brain altering protocol will be developed or disseminated that induces a modification of human will.
SNMS-28: Every human will be monitored at all times by a representatively governed synthetic intelligence that patrols and moderates their behavior but does not report it to any human except upon legal warrant.
SNMS-29: Reality will be kept dignified and austere. Erotic impulses may be indulged only in virtual reality.
SNMS-30: Erotic impulses may be indulged in their most extravagant and lascivious forms in virtual environments where no others need be affected.
SNMS-31: In public, citizens will wear unprovocative clothing that does not emphasize their natural form and that covers their shoulders and the rest of their body from the bottom of their manubrium to the top of their ankles.
SNMS-32: The appearance and behavior of complex creatures may be simulated in virtual environments, but not the creatures themselves.
SNMS-33: Synthetic intelligence will neither be recognized as sentient nor afforded associated rights.
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