ProfessorFalken
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Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
The year is 2044 President Trump is celebrating his 28th year in office. He has summoned The Enlightened Ones - the legendary philosopher collective from the Bescapevelocity forum that laid down the New Constitution.
The Enlightened Ones arrive at the Whitehouse via solar-powered drone. On board are Spike, Spud, RedQ, Animecat,green,exy, richie,papa and lastly and leastly Falken.
"I can't wait to suck the President's cock", says RedQ.
"Yes", replied Spike, "it will be an honor to have his fat,orange cock in my mouth."
The drone swooped downward and came to a soft landing on the Whitehouse roof. The Enlightened Ones swiftly exited the vehicle and were greeted by the President.
"Lets not waste any time fùcking about...", said Trump yanking down his trousers and pulling out his fat, orange cock.
Spike ran forward pushing spud out of his way and then down on his knees taking Trumps fat,orange cock in his mouth.
"Do I really have to be a part of this?", asked exy.
"My nipples are tingling", groaned RedQ lustfully, pulling off his pants to reveal a 15 inch 100% patriotic American cock
"Go easy on spike's asshòle", yelled Falken, "you gave him a bleeding prolapsed anus last time."
"Fùck him, im gonna force my cock into the incorrect category.", growled RedQ back.
"Why cant you guys engage in homosexual acts in the context of a loving relationship?, asked richie - his cock engorged.
Papa, green and anime were already in a daisychain in that order.
RedQ forced his cock into spikes gaping anus. "Censor this you piece of shìt."
Falken was aroused by this and softly licked his lips.
"Mmmm yummy. Nothing gets me harder than neocon clusterfùcks.
Falken grabbed RedQ by the hips and slipped his 18 inch penis into Red's snug bumhole.
"I love you Falken.", said RedQ tenderly.
Just then Trump ejaculated out of his fat, orange cock a thick mess all over spike's face. "Oooooaaaarrrggghhhh" , groaned trump.
The exitement of witnessing the president cum made the others spontanious climax.
And they all lived happily ever after for eternity.
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6/17/2019, 4:31 am
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ProfessorFalken
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Re: Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
The thing about the blank page is anything can happen.
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6/19/2019, 10:34 am
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Re: Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
Prof, even though this is the Netherworld subforum, you are still in violation of forum rules for making personal attacks.
Since I find this thread amusing, I hope no one does anything to it, but if a moderator edited your OP, I could not object.
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6/19/2019, 7:56 pm
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Re: Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
I was very high when I wrote this. It is just meant to be a ridiculous joke, nothing personal.
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6/20/2019, 12:46 am
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Re: Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
Still my finest post.
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It's retarded...a word from a more innocent time...but the only one that suffices.
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2/28/2023, 1:12 am
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spud100
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Re: Bescapevelocity Slash fiction
"We're Marines and we can walk, Navy Nurses suck our cock!" -March call from the US Marines during the Vietnam War.
Falken, if you want an America that stays in NATO and keeps Vlad from the UK shoreline (Yes you do have a fine Navy & No you underfund it), then somebody like Trump you will have to rely upon to keep the Putin-wolf from incinerating, dear Birmingham, as an example.
Moral?
Economist Thomas Sowell has taught us a profound insight: “There are no solutions, there are only trade-offs; and you try to get the best trade-off you can get, that's all you can hope for.” We cannot achieve a perfect outcome. Feb 2, 2019
Sorry Falken. What were you smoking? Panama Red or Maui Wowwee? I have a brother in law who prefers the later.
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Continue to enjoy yourself with fantasies, as do many other oldies in Old Blighty, Prof.
Your Navy may be underfunded, but ours respects it very highly. And our Army and Marines highly respect the Royal Army and Marines. And boy-howdy, do they ever respect your Ghurkas!
So heaven may help Vlad or anyone else who attacks GB, but they better help with lots of hefty armor and ammo, because we will fight right their beside you to protect your land.
As we will with any and all other NATO territories.
In your case, your people would rally to your Nations cause if attacked, as they did with that Falklands War.
At least, many of the "Trad Brits" would.
Some of your "new Brits" may very well protest-march to convince other Brits to surrender!
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